I am convinced that my dog is a Republican. He sits comfortably at home all day while everyone else is at work. Then he demands to be fed everyday for doing nothing, without doing any tricks whatsoever.
Republicans went into politics instead of doing something worthwhile and useful for their country. Their political careers are based on the most half-hearted lies: I’ll create jobs; I’ll balance the budget; I won’t raise taxes; I’ll make government small; I’ll save America. Naturally, these politicians don’t ever tell the truth. They are ignorant of everything as they are of government. They know nothing of history, as exampled by two of our great historians, Troll Sarah Palin and Backward Michele Bachmann. They love the Second Amendment. They love the Tenth Amendment, which states that “the powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.” This means that power to drive the country nuts over a bag of Tea that is ever-growing weak, and on the other hand, to have the power to say rape isn’t rape, women have no rights other than those given to them by men, and that women, children, the poor aren’t people is as the amendment states “reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”
God is a Republican. God is old, a father figure and a great believer in rules and regulations. He strikes terror in the hearts of believers. He holds them accountable for their actions or their lack thereof. He seemingly has no concern for the material well-being of the disadvantaged, the poor, children, veterans and women. He is politically well-connected, socially powerful, accepts large donations and contributions and holds control on literally everything in the world. Pave your way to heaven by giving and giving and you might get into God’s penthouse suite. Republicans swear allegiance, a loyalty oath to God to accept donations and contribution regardless from where they come. Determined to do God’s work. These Republicans have followed God straight to hell.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed [and hence clamorous to be led to safety] by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. H. L. Mencken
What the fuck does our government do all day? They raise money for God. The three branches of government have been renamed by the Republicans; Money, Television and Bovine Skatalogy!!!! They are all media stars. Spreading the word of God. God said rewrite history, Paul Revere rode shooting and killing while proclaiming the warmth and fidelity of the British. We want New Hampshire to be our friends, so the Revolutionary War was ignited there. We are all saved. God it seems is old and dumb. These idiots believe that they will become true Christians, like Mary Magdalene and be saved.
Oh ye of little faith! God is endorsing numerous Republicans, whores that they are. The list seems to grow each day, Palin, Bachmann, Pawlenty, Santorum and Cain. All proclaim that they got the okay from God to run for President. Well maybe not Palin. Cain is a little strange though. Cain slayed Abel, and was sent East of Eden, which can only mean that at long last God forgave Abel for killing. That’s right, God loves the Second Amendment. A gun in every good Republicans hand with ammunition. Bells will ring in Boston again with guns a blazing. Poor Newt was not endorsed. God told Mike Huckabee to give it up. Remember, George W. said that God wanted him to run and that happened.
There is still hope. It seems that my dog has finally begun to act as if his brain actually works sometime. He pissed on my newspaper, the one with the picture of the Troll Sarah Palin. It seems that he has given up on the Republican God.